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jestana at 06:25pm on 02/08/2009
jestana at 06:25pm on 02/08/2009Dear ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
unicorn_catcher,
I don't really know how to tell you this, you're a leprechaun. I think I realized it when we skinny dipped in the bathtub at the mental hospital and I saw you sit on my illegitimate child in Ghana. I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand that I get turned on only by garbage men. I'm returning your car to you, but I'll keep your glass eye as a memory. You should also know that I always will remember the pep talks and I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo.
Go drown yourself,
jestana
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unicorn_catcher,I don't really know how to tell you this, you're a leprechaun. I think I realized it when we skinny dipped in the bathtub at the mental hospital and I saw you sit on my illegitimate child in Ghana. I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand that I get turned on only by garbage men. I'm returning your car to you, but I'll keep your glass eye as a memory. You should also know that I always will remember the pep talks and I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo.
Go drown yourself,
jestana( Rules are under here )
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